Hello! Welcome creeps and weirdos. Join me on my adventure to where ever it is that this life is leading me.
Anonymous said: Having all superheros in one movie made it more realistic like all these ppl existed at one time¿ like idk man ya feel?
Yeah I feel you. But it’s also nice to have characters I admire in one movie. They made it work well.
#When people ask me if I’m ever going to stop liking Tom Hiddleston
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
So youre telling me an Onix alone couldn’t pull Charizard out of the pipe….
onix has 45 attack which is the same as butterfree he’s a weak ass motherfucker and couldn’t pull himself out of a wet paper bag.
golden age: 2-all stars
silver age: 8-14
dark ages: 15-present
seasons that don’t count: 1 and 9
this is actually quite accurate
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
Two weeks in and schools already made me wanna die and cry
just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN
sit down on a bench found at your local church please
it’s ok i’m an atheist
Debated rescuing one or two, certain we made the right choice
"If you can’t see the love in my eyes, come a little closer."
If you don’t think cats are awesome you are wrong. Sorry, it’s scientificly proven.